HAPPY IN MY CRETIN WORLD...

notajerusalemcricket:

maya-tl:

woorenergy:

french-romarin:

To note:

FR: concentrer /EN: focus

FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel

FR: pingouin /EN: penguin

FR: câlin /EN: hug

the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg

Google Translate: focus

This man, with extreme amounts of self-confidence: fUCK US

….

EUGHJJ

EUGGHJJ

“hug”

NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via just-rhys-things)

ayellowbirds:

silverhawk:

catopumas are so interesting 2 me bc theres only two species so far in the genus, and its either

a very gentle looking asian golden cat

very kind looking, round. 10/10

and then the other in the genus is

the bay cat, or as i like to call them - the weasel cat. long, kinda weird looking, but still 10/10 despite the weaselness.

a noble old wizard, and her mushroom-addled warlock roommate

(via kjuares)

vaporize-employers:

my theory is they wanna get rid of avatars because it shows you who made the post. they’re hoping it won’t be as noticeable when they try to sneak in some content you didn’t sign up for, e.g. promoted posts, popular or suggested posts, deceptively presented ads.

i don’t think they would explicitly phase out the following feed, but i can definitely see them moving shit around in the coming months, trying to make that view progressively harder to find and use in favor of algorithmic ranking and/or paid content

(via gnfard)

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

y'all can stop sending me asks about whether i consider femboy a slur btw, this is stupid fucking discourse. just like any other label it is okay to use for yourself, be it as a gender non conforming guy, a non binary person or even a transfem, but just randomly applying it to other people is obviously shitty and can be done with derogatory intent. most use of the word, especially in queer spaces, such as on tumblr, is self describing or about people who self describe as such. you don’t have to be comfortable with the term yourself, or with being called that, but that doesn’t mean other people using it for themselves or referring to people who use it for themselves is somehow derogatory. we also don’t have discourse about whether tomboy is a slur now do we?

this is the “do whatever you want forever” website why do y'all have to be so fucking childish about stuff like this

(via unirytmihairio)

siveydensipuli:

usamerikkalaisten työelämävinkit tumblrissa: never ever in any situation tell your superior or co-workers anything about your family or living situation!! they aren’t legally allowed to ask about that!! !

työkaverisi marja-riitta 54v, ku meet ekaa päivää töihin: joo me ollaan nyt 20 vuotta asuttu siinä punasesa rintamamiestalosa s-markettia vastapäätä ja minun mies esa on kunnantalon kiinteistönhoitaja ja minun veli omistaa sen lvi-firman, mutta sillä tojettiin syöpä viime vuonna, ja meijän lapset on 17- ja 20-vuotiaat, kokonimiltään veera eliisa ja henri aleksanteri ja minulla on nyt 7 vuotta ollu diabeetes ja käyn kerran viikosa sielä annikin vyöhyketerapiasa siinä talosa misä on se kampaamoki siinä pankin vieresä

(via pupucino)

zomb1edude:

Työpaikkallani lapset kysyivät minulta, miten sanoa paljon sanoja suomeksi. He eivät halua oppia “kiitos” tai “yksi, kaksi, kolme” tai mitään normaaleja sanoja. Nyt mä osaan sanoa “hai rullalaudalla”.

(via varahai)

kragehund-est:

kragehund-est:

bra status

breastless individual

wears a bra most of the time

wears bra when out of the house

only wears bras for special occasions

never wears a bra

secret 3th option (explain)

you’re making me so sad

(via siveydensipuli)

itsmelilyv:

my girlfriend was watching me sleep once and she told me that, between snores, i mumbled “that’s good game design”. i will never live it down

(via siveydensipuli)

girldong:

pseudomantis:

Awesome

(via dawn-cooper)